{"id":12378,"date":"2019-05-18T06:55:38","date_gmt":"2019-05-18T03:55:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/?p=12378"},"modified":"2019-05-18T06:59:58","modified_gmt":"2019-05-18T03:59:58","slug":"syo-janiksen-papana-kammenelta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/syo-janiksen-papana-kammenelta\/","title":{"rendered":"Sy\u00f6 j\u00e4niksen papana k\u00e4mmenelt\u00e4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7685.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-12379\" src=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7685-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7685-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7685-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7685-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7685.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ei kun matkaan liikenne sujui rauhallisesti ennenkuin, takaa kuului sellainen \u00e4\u00e4ni kuin joku karhu karjuisi takana. <a href=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7686.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-12380\" src=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7686-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7686-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7686-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7686-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7686.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>Takaa pyyhk\u00e4isi tuollainen urheiluauto, mit\u00e4 liekk\u00e4\u00e4n sitten sellainen urheilu onkaan. Eih\u00e4n siit\u00e4 kunnollista kuvaa saanut, Lamborghini pyyhk\u00e4isi ohi. Sulkuviivalla se veteli jonosta ohi ett\u00e4 heilahti. No sit\u00e4vartenhan t\u00e4llaiset kapineet ymm\u00e4rt\u00e4\u00e4kseni tehd\u00e4\u00e4nkin, niill\u00e4 n\u00e4ytet\u00e4\u00e4n k\u00f6yh\u00e4lle kansalle kuka on kuka.<a href=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7690.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-12381\" src=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7690-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7690-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7690-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7690-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7690.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>Mutta min\u00e4 p\u00e4\u00e4dyin T\u00fcri kaupunkiin, t\u00e4\u00e4ll\u00e4 alkoivat kukkamarkkinat.<a href=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7697-e1558097726420.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-12383\" src=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7697-e1558097726420-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" srcset=\"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7697-e1558097726420-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7697-e1558097726420-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7697-e1558097726420.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7696-e1558097737994.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-12382\" src=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7696-e1558097737994-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" srcset=\"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7696-e1558097737994-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7696-e1558097737994-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7696-e1558097737994.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Murukahvi ja t\u00f6ihin, Eestil\u00e4iset nauroivat kun vahingossa kerroin tekev\u00e4ni murukohvid. Muru on eestin kieless\u00e4 nurmikko. Oikea termi on lahustuva kohvi, eli liukeneva kohvi.<a href=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7717-e1558097675402.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-12392\" src=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7717-e1558097675402-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" srcset=\"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7717-e1558097675402-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7717-e1558097675402-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7717-e1558097675402.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>Tuttu ven\u00e4l\u00e4inen mies vanhamies oli jo kauppansa saanut esille. Oli sellaisia pieni\u00e4 rysi\u00e4 ja katiskoita sek\u00e4 kuivattua kalaa. Mies n\u00e4ki minut ja rynt\u00e4si taas luokseni ja kovasta ven\u00e4j\u00e4nkielisesti puhetulvasta ymm\u00e4rsin vain, ett\u00e4 kysyi miss\u00e4 olen ollut ja mit\u00e4 kuuluu? Kovin yst\u00e4v\u00e4llinen mies.<a href=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7709.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-12387\" src=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7709-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7709-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7709-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7709-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7709.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>Sitten ylivaihde p\u00e4\u00e4lle ja toimeen. Tuolta ver\u00e4j\u00e4lt\u00e4 rynt\u00e4si ihmisi\u00e4, niist\u00e4 piti osata p\u00e4\u00e4tell\u00e4 mill\u00e4 kielell\u00e4 alkaisi puhutella ja mit\u00e4 kannattaisi tarjota.<a href=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7708-e1558097715827.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-12386\" src=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7708-e1558097715827-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" srcset=\"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7708-e1558097715827-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7708-e1558097715827-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7708-e1558097715827.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>Joistain arvasi helpostikin, kuten n\u00e4m\u00e4 suomalaiset. N\u00e4m\u00e4 eiv\u00e4t kyll\u00e4 mit\u00e4\u00e4n ostaneet t\u00e4ll\u00e4kertaa.<a href=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7710-e1558097701594.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-12388\" src=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7710-e1558097701594-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" srcset=\"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7710-e1558097701594-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7710-e1558097701594-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7710-e1558097701594.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>T\u00e4t\u00e4 neitoa luulin ensin Eestil\u00e4iseksi, olikin suomalainen. Kysyin t\u00e4lt\u00e4, ett\u00e4 haluatko ostaa sinisen huivin. T\u00e4m\u00e4 ett\u00e4 sininen on lempiv\u00e4rini, n\u00e4yt\u00e4. Kyseli jotain huivista, min\u00e4 etten ole koskaan huivia kantanut. T\u00e4m\u00e4 tahtoi t\u00e4m\u00e4n huivin, min\u00e4 kysyin saanko kuvata asiakasta, t\u00e4m\u00e4 oli valmis. <a href=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7712-e1558097687805.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-12389\" src=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7712-e1558097687805-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" srcset=\"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7712-e1558097687805-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7712-e1558097687805-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7712-e1558097687805.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>T\u00e4m\u00e4 eestil\u00e4inen kaveri otti p\u00e4\u00e4limm\u00e4isen lippalakin, pisti p\u00e4\u00e4h\u00e4ns\u00e4. Peiliin vilkaisemattakaan sanoi, ett\u00e4 ostan t\u00e4m\u00e4n. Hintaakaan ei kysynyt, ojensi 10 euron setelin ja kysyi ett\u00e4 riitt\u00e4\u00e4k\u00f6? Tokaisin ett\u00e4 riitt\u00e4\u00e4, mukava tehd\u00e4 kauppaa &#8221;<em>miehen joka tiet\u00e4\u00e4 mit\u00e4 tahtoo&#8221;<\/em> kanssa. <a href=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7714.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-12391\" src=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7714-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7714-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7714-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7714-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7714.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>Sitten tulee paikalle mies naisen kanssa, <em>naisen joka tiet\u00e4\u00e4 mit\u00e4 mies tahtoo<\/em>. Mies pani tuollaisen kes\u00e4hatun p\u00e4\u00e4h\u00e4ns\u00e4, nainen sanoi ett\u00e4 v\u00e4\u00e4r\u00e4 v\u00e4ri, ota tumma. Mies pani tumman kes\u00e4hatun p\u00e4\u00e4h\u00e4ns\u00e4, se n\u00e4ytti oiken kokoiselta. Nainen sanoi ett\u00e4 se on liian pieni, ota suurempi. Mies otti suuremman, nainen tempaisi liian suuren hatun niin syv\u00e4lle, ett\u00e4 tuo kuoppa pullistui ulos kuin pekka puup\u00e4\u00e4 filmiss\u00e4. Vet\u00e4isi viel\u00e4 v\u00e4h\u00e4n syvemm\u00e4lle ett\u00e4 hatun reuna v\u00e4\u00e4nsi korvat sellaiseksi h\u00f6r\u00f6korvaksi ja sanoi ett\u00e4 tuo se on. Min\u00e4 yritin ett\u00e4 katso minulla on oikean kokoinen, n\u00e4in t\u00e4t\u00e4 pit\u00e4isi kantaa. Nainen ett\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00e4 on sopiva, mies kaivoi lompakosta rahan ja l\u00e4ksiv\u00e4t eteenp\u00e4in. Minun k\u00e4vi niin s\u00e4\u00e4liksi miest\u00e4.<a href=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7723.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-12402\" src=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7723-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7723-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7723-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7723-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7723.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Min\u00e4 tied\u00e4n ett\u00e4 kauniilla naisella on ihmeellinen voima. Kaunis nainen ojentaa k\u00e4dess\u00e4\u00e4n j\u00e4niksen papanoita, katsoo miest\u00e4 silmiin ja sanoo miehelle ett\u00e4 sy\u00f6. Ja katso, mies sy\u00f6 j\u00e4niksen papanan. Sit\u00e4 voimaa ei saa v\u00e4\u00e4rin k\u00e4ytt\u00e4\u00e4 ja pakottaa miest\u00e4 panemaan v\u00e4\u00e4r\u00e4nlaista hattua p\u00e4\u00e4h\u00e4ns\u00e4&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ei kun matkaan liikenne sujui rauhallisesti ennenkuin, takaa kuului sellainen \u00e4\u00e4ni kuin joku karhu karjuisi takana. Takaa pyyhk\u00e4isi tuollainen urheiluauto, mit\u00e4 liekk\u00e4\u00e4n sitten sellainen urheilu onkaan. Eih\u00e4n siit\u00e4 kunnollista kuvaa saanut, Lamborghini pyyhk\u00e4isi ohi. 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