{"id":12312,"date":"2019-05-13T06:32:54","date_gmt":"2019-05-13T03:32:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/?p=12312"},"modified":"2019-05-13T06:32:54","modified_gmt":"2019-05-13T03:32:54","slug":"ihan-kuin-herrasmies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/ihan-kuin-herrasmies\/","title":{"rendered":"Ihan kuin herrasmies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7610-1-e1557684078878.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-12305\" src=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7610-1-e1557684078878-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" srcset=\"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7610-1-e1557684078878-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7610-1-e1557684078878-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7610-1-e1557684078878.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Vaikken presidentin kanssa saanut jutulle, niin toiset poliitikot kyll\u00e4 hakeutuvat seuraani. T\u00e4m\u00e4 Urmas Paet on Eu parlamentin j\u00e4sen, tahtoisi uusia valtakirjansa. Tuli luokseni ja antoi vaaliesitteens\u00e4 ja tyhj\u00e4n kangaskassin. Min\u00e4 aloin \u00e4imistelem\u00e4\u00e4n, ett\u00e4 miksi tyhj\u00e4n kassin annat minulle? T\u00e4m\u00e4 ett\u00e4 se on lahja. No kyni\u00e4 ja karkkeja toiset jakoivat minulle. Juttelimme politiikasta..<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7613.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-12307\" src=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7613-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7613-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7613-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7613-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7613.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>Ilma oli hieno ja ihmisi\u00e4 py\u00f6ri ymp\u00e4riins\u00e4.<a href=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7612.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-12306\" src=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7612-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7612-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7612-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7612-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7612.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>Min\u00e4 pestauduin myym\u00e4\u00e4n tuollaisia miesten lippalakkeja. Minulla oli pist\u00e4m\u00e4tt\u00f6m\u00e4t myyntipuheet. Kun sai houkuteltua ostajan kokeilemaan l\u00e4ts\u00e4\u00e4, niin kehuin ett\u00e4:&#8221;Ihan melkeen kuin herrasmiehen n\u00e4k\u00f6iseksi tekee lakki.&#8221; Ostajat nauroivat, muutama sanoi ett\u00e4 olen helppoheikki.<a href=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7609-e1557684090830.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-12292\" src=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7609-e1557684090830-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" srcset=\"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7609-e1557684090830-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7609-e1557684090830-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7609-e1557684090830.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a> Pari suomalaista j\u00e4lleen kehui suomenkielen taitoani.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7618.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-12310\" src=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7618-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7618-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7618-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7618-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7618.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>Tuli n\u00e4lk\u00e4 ja l\u00e4hdin kiertelem\u00e4\u00e4n kojuja joissa myytiin kaikkea, kinkkua, juustoa ja makkaraa.<a href=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7617.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-12309\" src=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7617-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7617-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7617-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7617-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7617.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>Yhdess\u00e4 teltassa k\u00e4vi v\u00e4h\u00e4n onnettomuus, antoivat tuollaisen m\u00f6tik\u00e4n, panin suuhuni ja sylk\u00e4isin k\u00e4mmenelleni. En kehdannut maahan sylk\u00e4ist\u00e4. K\u00e4velin nurkan taakse ja viskasin lepikkoon ja l\u00e4hdin takaisin teltalle.<a href=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7619-e1557685245187.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-12311\" src=\"http:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7619-e1557685245187-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" srcset=\"https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7619-e1557685245187-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7619-e1557685245187-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/birgitta.me\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/IMG_7619-e1557685245187.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>Perskuta, se oli savustettua lehm\u00e4n maksaa, maksa on sellainen asia jota en suostu sy\u00f6m\u00e4\u00e4n. On niit\u00e4 joitain muitakin asioita joita en sy\u00f6. Aivoja en sy\u00f6, munuaisia ei, maksaa ei, sappikaan ei kelpaa.<\/p>\n<p>Markkinat on k\u00e4yty ja n\u00e4hty t\u00e4ll\u00e4 kertaa&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vaikken presidentin kanssa saanut jutulle, niin toiset poliitikot kyll\u00e4 hakeutuvat seuraani. T\u00e4m\u00e4 Urmas Paet on Eu parlamentin j\u00e4sen, tahtoisi uusia valtakirjansa. Tuli luokseni ja antoi vaaliesitteens\u00e4 ja tyhj\u00e4n kangaskassin. Min\u00e4 aloin \u00e4imistelem\u00e4\u00e4n, ett\u00e4 miksi tyhj\u00e4n kassin annat minulle? 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